The shirt reads TWEEDLE DUM across the chest, then I’M WITH DEE below it, and a small arrow points to the right. That is the whole design. No illustration of a round belly or a propeller beanie, no Carroll quotation, no distressed texture pretending to be a vintage circus poster. Just two lines of text …

The first thing I notice is the string of lights. It runs across the top of the design like a garland tacked over a doorway, and the words hang beneath it: FORCED FAMILY FUN, in red and white lettering, the kind of blocky festive type that could have been lifted from a drugstore greeting card. …